Pessi

Someone who statpads against smaller teams by scoring penalties

Pessi can only do it against Eibar
Pessi got knocked out by Bayern Munich

by Pessidog April 14, 2023

Nigga Please

I phrase that white people think black people say all the time.

BlackGuy: "This man said that he thinks can beat me in a game of basketball! So, you know what I said to him?"

WhiteGuy: "NIGGA PLEASE!"

BlackGuy: "No, I asked him what made him think that I played basketball?"

WhiteGuy: "Oh, your not going to beat me up for saying the "N" word are you, I'm not racist."

BlackGuy:"Nigga Please....Shut the f**k up."

by Berry Long November 4, 2013

Western Pleasure

A sport that involves thousand dollar riding outfits and $10,000 horses that require 24/7 heavy training just to basically walk through the entire class.

"Oh you show western pleasure...so you basically just lounge your horse in circles right?"

by urbandictionary@ud August 25, 2019

Pessi

Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.

Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Pleasantville, NY

A town that really isn't that pleasant. A small, ugly town in Westchester, nothing special about it except for the Jacob Burns Film Center, which no one in Pleasantville goes to anyway. Boring town with lots of girls with badly dyed blond hair.

Person: Oh, you live in Pleasantville? Is it pleasant there?(laughs)
Me: (fake laughs)Yeah...(plots to kill person)

by heather September 17, 2004

Pleasantville

Pleasantville, New Jersey:

Pleasantville is a city in Atlantic County, New Jersey, United States. As of the United States 2000 Census, the city population was 19,012.
Pleasantville was originally incorporated as a borough by an Act of the New Jersey Legislature on January 10, 1889, from portions of Egg Harbor Township, based on the results of a referendum held on December 15, 1888. Pleasantville was incorporated as a city on April 14, 1914, replacing Pleasantville borough, based on the results of a referendum held that same day.

Pleasantville Are you going to the rec in Pleasantville tomorrow?

by iMaj609 February 25, 2011

Nucca Please

Another term for the word, nigga.

"Yo nucca"
"nucca please"
"what a stupid nucca"
"Yo nucca, i had sex wit ur gurl last night"

by G Money February 4, 2004