Julia Perrino

My friend Julia is a girl that shines with beauty inside and out. She can keep your secrets, and can be trusted with anything, and tends to be HILARIOUS. She is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. Julia thank you for always being there for me.
-Carson💙💜💕

Julia Perrino is the best friend I could ever ask for

by carsoncer November 7, 2019

Yuletide Perineum

The period between Christmas and New Year when you are sick of turkey and Twiglets, and have no idea what day, week or month it is

Hey, Happy Yuletide Perineum, have a twiglet..umm what day is it?

by Peenutz December 29, 2019

snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020

Paddle peeking

When one glances at another’s phone without permission.

Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!

by Adoreizi March 14, 2020

turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole

man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!

by olmanjoe May 10, 2020

Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021