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Thomariek joel perrino 

Sexiest nigga on earth by far smartest nigga in space.
Damn dat nigga Thomariek joel perrino sexy AF.

Julia Perrino

My friend Julia is a girl that shines with beauty inside and out. She can keep your secrets, and can be trusted with anything, and tends to be HILARIOUS. She is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. Julia thank you for always being there for me.
-Carson💙💜💕
Julia Perrino is the best friend I could ever ask for
Julia Perrino by carsoncer November 7, 2019
Perrine: A foreign name mainly from French speaking countries .

This girl is amazing she’s nice, smart and really attractive!
She’s really pure-hearted and she doesn’t know her own beauty.
She can often have a small lack of self-confidence so If you’re friends with someone called Perrine whatever your gender give this girl a HUGE hug!!!!
When this girl goes home she just loves to chill in her comfy clothes and doesn’t care if people see her like that.

This girl loves to fool with her friends and can easily FAN-GIRL!😂

She can be a tease to boys but is never mean.
She is also a GREAT kisser!!!!!!

If you know someone called Perrine ask her out, you will NOT regret it
A:Bro look at her
B: WOW she is amazing, she’s definitely a Perrine
A: Imma go talk to her
B: Okkkk good luck bro, you’ll need it.
Perrine by eeteeweetee February 20, 2018

Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

perino'd 

Hit by anything Karmic you didn't see coming.
Dana Perino was perino'd by an invisible microphone during ex-President Bush's attempted Shoe Assassination in Iraq on Dec 14, 2008.

I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.
perino'd by BayAreaWillI December 20, 2008

perrison 

A nickname for a Perri. But it isn't just a nickname, it's a state of mind. She only speaks when she has to but her words are strong and well-intentioned.
Perrison is such a sweetheart, We all love her. What a cinnamon roll!
perrison by KaReN.SMitH.ANOn September 18, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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