ownt

being owned to a further degree

desiree is ownt by dave

by dave March 20, 2004

Owned

To Own. To dominate, to defeat by a large margin.
NOTE: Only lonely virgin geek ass pricks use this term, and its other variations such as: own3d, 0wn3d, 0wned, etc.
A good way to tell if someone lacks a social life and is still a virgin is if they use this faggot ass word. Stupid nerd ass geeks.

"LMAOAMLAMOAML i just beat you for the 4th straight time in QUAKE, you got str8 OWNED!!!!"

"OMG i was in the chatroom and i OwNeD 2 girls with my funny jokes LMAOMALAMO! LMAOOOOOOO! OWNED!!!!!! OH FUCK!"

by Fat Cop June 14, 2006

owned

See Own.

You just got owned bitch.

by nocturnal January 23, 2003

ownerize

v. derived from "own".
Usually used in a statement of self-deprecation.

I got sufficiently ownerized by that gnar booter.

by SamAdams January 29, 2005

ownedge

A way cooler way of spelling ownage or "pwnage"

my computer is teh 1337 ownedge

by Terry Ward December 6, 2006

OWNED

When a person gets accidentally hurt, laughed at, and all that jazz. It is now used more often, specially on youtube, many videos are up just by typing in OWNED. Owned is now a new word to use instead of Embarrassment, humiliation, etc...

Boy gives a note to his girlfriend to her locker BUT it was a wrong locker, turns out that the locker belongs to girl that likes him. (see, he doesn't have a clue of what his done)
Boy chit-chatting with his friends...
The crushin' girl walks towards him...
Girl: hey, thanks for the letter, ofcourse i will be you valentine.. (giggles while blushing)
Boy: what letter?
Girl: don't be silly, the heart shaped that you slipped into my locker...?!?
Boy: Oh that, can i have it please? (confusedd???)
Girl: okay here....
Girl gives him the note, still blushing.
Boy: hey babe, (he yells across the room) here is your note, happy valentines day.
Everyone looks at the crushin'girl saying OWNED.
"ooooooo she just got owned.."

-A man cheats on his girlfriend (setting- mall)
Woman: are you fucking cheating on me?
Man: absolutely not baby.
Woman: then what the hell is this? (holding underwear that she found in his pocket)
Man: baby thats yours..
Woman makes a big scene, telling him its not hers...
SLAP!! everyone gasp, while looking..
HE JUST GOT OWNED...

by KRONG-KRONG February 20, 2008

ownageified

The past tense of somebody getting owned, well good.

Man. You noobs got ownageified. Man, if you didn't have so many girls in your clan, you wouldn't have been ownageified so quickly.

by Darren Fag Tomkinson January 29, 2007