Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011

poop in a bag

A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.

Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.

by Trevor Teh Hottie December 15, 2007

poop streaks

When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.

Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!

by nixontrix November 15, 2005

radioactive poop

poop that smells horrible and warms up the entire bathroom.

jeanette: it's really hot in your bathroom.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.

by senjean March 13, 2010

poop on a stick

A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!

I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?

by Topher the great October 21, 2007

pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

Poop of No Return

When you're close enough to your destination that it doesn't make sense to stop and poop, but far enough from home that you wouldn't have been able to go before you left.

Bill passed the rest stop and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. It was going to be close, since he was 15 minutes from his grandma's house, but he had passed the Poop of No Return.

by milkacows_mom April 8, 2010