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shasta mountain blowjob 

to recieve a hummer in the morning after waking up with a coyote-ugly type beer goggle double wide one night stand.........to recieve oral sex the morning after instead of totally chewing your arm off and leaving!!!!!
" James Yah! "Ted" decided to recieve a shasta mountain blowjob after partying at the dive bars he figured "midas well". ya he totally took one for the team that for sure!

"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!
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Queen of the mountain 

Having sex in a cable car while going up/or between Mountains to ski
I just got queen of the mountain

Rocky Mountain Slinger 

After you have taken many drags of marijuana, your take your own shit and throw it at someone.
I'm going to Rocky Mountain Slinger you!

Monster Mountain 

Best motocross track in the USA, Tallassee, Alabama, once owned by the world famous "Andy Anderson". had to sell it because of a bullshit lawsuit.
What's that track where that kid hit the tractor and his parents sued the owner? O' Ya monster mountain!
Monster Mountain by jimmy the gm September 11, 2010

Scaly Mountain 

A small community located in North Carolina just pass the Georgia line. Scaly Mtn. is home to some of the biggest Rednecks you'll find anywhere, with exceptions including the Head's, the Gilbert's, and some of the Billingsley's.
Welcome to Scaly Mountain, North Carolina, where hicks can roam free.
Scaly Mountain by GhostfaceKillah257 December 27, 2011

rocky mountain log slide 

When you crap a steaming hot log between a girl's rocky mountains (boobies)
Yo man I did a rocky mountain log slide on my girl last night.
rocky mountain log slide by strdr505 February 28, 2014

rocky mountain facial 

After shooting a load all over your partners face, you spread it around by using your sack as a paintbrush.
Bro 1: You close with that girl from the bar last night?

Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.