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Fitness Mafia

The fitness mafia are the ones who run the supplement industry and the fitness industry. They are the ones who sponsor you favorite juiced up bodybuilder. They are the ones who make videos on how to get abs and get "toned". There the ones convincing kids you can be at 5% bodyfat year round and still put on muscle.

Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.

All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.

You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.
Guy 1: Hey bro just got some Arnold Super Ronnie Coleman kai green "Super pump" Electric black lightning XPLODE preworkout!

Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.

Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!

Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.

Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.

Guy 2: Fucking moron.
by Scooby1961 February 2, 2014
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Mariana

She is the biggest crackhead in the world and she is also a nerd and she never wants to admit stuff.
Look at that crackhead

Who is she

That’s just Mariana
by Trillbillkill346 June 23, 2019
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Marian a girl who is awesome and a great friend, she is hilarious and really good at making up jokes and random funny things. She is very god at drawing. She kind of has insecurities about things, like she won’t let anyone touch her or her stuff. She also has her own style but everyone loves her for it, she is a great friend!
Did you see the new girl she looks like a Marian
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MARIANEL

Marianel is a beautiful , smart , non jealous , independent female who won'tbe friends with FAKE people usually loves her significant other but yet acts shy but if you are patient and Marianel gets used to you she will be herself around you. She doesn't judge like an Ashley. Marianel is a hot Latina with a huge ass. She doesn't fall in love easy and is usually a May baby. Don't get involved with a Marianel her anger is almost as big as her ass. Marianel is a person that falls into drama quickly she doesn't try to get away from drama she usually chases it and when Marianel hears that a person is talking about her she pops of and wants to hit, scream ,or fight that person. Marianel is usually a person that has a small circle. Who doesn't love a Marianel?
Omg she acts like a Marianel
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Mariam

Sweetest and kindest person you'll ever meet, she is aggressive sometimes but is extremely funny, she is very smart and hot.
Boy 1: Who is the new girl
Boy 2: I think it's the new girl mariam
Boy 3: let's go talk to her
by MoneyMoneyRich November 12, 2019
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majiang

How the addictive tile game mahjong is spelled in pinyin and pronounced in Mandarin Chinese.
"Want to stay over at my place and play majiang all night?"
by Jimmy Hapa May 3, 2005
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Mafia Syndrome

A condition characterized by an overwhelming sense of paranoia at having one's back exposed or unprotected; The person who sits in the back of the class, or the back of the restaurant, or in the corner, like a real creeper, who is afraid of spontaneous back stabbings by strangers or hit men; So named because of the old days where mafia members never sat at a place in a restaurant where they could be attacked or caught unawares by someone coming in the front door. It has since carried over to the modern day, where it isn't really necessary, (unless you live in a third world country or maybe Iraq or North Korea) but somehow still affects people in all walks of life.
Waitress: "Sir, will this table be alright?"

Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."

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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"
by Kivixalla May 23, 2010
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