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your mother

Your Mother is the meaningless and effortless insult for the 'classy' kind of person
'Your Mother' can be used rather than using such low-browed expressions as 'ya mum' or 'yo momma'
person 1: hahaha OWNED! i slash on your face! woo hoo golden shower! lol!
person 2: ya mum
person 1: no, your mother
by AngryLiam March 15, 2005
mugGet the your mothermug.

your momma

a television show on mtv where where people "represent their hoods" by making lame "your momma" jokes on other memebers of the show and wilbur valderama looks like a gay mexican
Wow, that new mtv show Your Momma with that gay mexican really sucks and should be taken off the air
by JStreeter May 6, 2006
mugGet the your mommamug.

your gay

A derogatory term using the word "gay" to mean something bad. This is normaly used by people who are uneducated or people who think that being gay (or homosexual) is a bad thing. Normaly saying "your gay" means you are stupid. This is highly incorrect because being homosexual is not stupid or a bad thing. This can also be used in other forms such as "thats gay", "why are you so gay" or "stop being so gay." These are incorrect uses of the word gay.
"Did you see her shirt?"
"Yeah, it's so gay!"
by Amanda May 13, 2005
mugGet the your gaymug.

keep your dick in your pants

1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
by MadameTesla August 28, 2015
mugGet the keep your dick in your pantsmug.

Your Mom

When I banged your mom last night, the neighbors complained about the noise
by Raider Hater June 10, 2006
mugGet the Your Mommug.

your right

The sarcastic way to let the people that are communicating with you know that they are wrong, very wrong. The only comeback to this response would be "I'm wrong." clarifying that the person declaring your right is wrong.
Justin: Dude, I was a beast at Halo2!!!

Chris:Your right.

Justin:I'm wrong!

Chris:Fine lets go get a copy and play right now!

Justin:I can't right now because I must go and count leaves....outside.....right now, sorry I have to go.
by Chris Black December 27, 2007
mugGet the your rightmug.

Your mom

I have sex with your mom...
by God June 10, 2006
mugGet the Your mommug.

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