high rise hamming

When your drunk friend moons the tourists far below her hotel room on the 39th floor. Some believe spotting a high rise ham is a sign of good luck.

Miri felt so lucky to spot an ass way up high that night in Miami... little did she know it was her drunk friend high rise hamming.

by Angel62 November 3, 2017

ham chit lou

To describe a horny pervert and a molestor combined together.

Sei ham chit lou. Hey, you ham chit lou, don't touch her.

by TangXinEgg March 1, 2022

Chill Your Hams

Verb:
Asking someone to calm down, especially when they are of large stature. The "hams" implied signify the large muscles.

Tod: "Hey, you filth, where did you hide my memes?"
You: "Woah, chill your hams, dude."

by Mr Jag October 2, 2016

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012

Goin Darvin Ham

A play on the original acronym HAM, but to a more extreme effect..

1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.

2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.

*shout out to JM

1 - Bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. The kid was goin Darvin Ham all week!

2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?

"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control

* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.

by DANGER!! April 23, 2011