NOT the name of an Evil General but, rather, part to of out reasons to commit violence! Let's get it!
Let's go #2: Someone killed your dog. Come on. We've all seen John Wick. You know. And I know. That he is allowed now to kill. As many people as he wants. Don't you know? Dogs are more important than people. Killing one gives the owner a license to kill that DOES NOT expire.
Let's go #2: Someone killed your dog. Come on. We've all seen John Wick. You know. And I know. That he is allowed now to kill. As many people as he wants. Don't you know? Dogs are more important than people. Killing one gives the owner a license to kill that DOES NOT expire.
This is it folks! We're down to the last one! I spoiled it in one of the previous posts but today we're making it official! #1: Molestation cover-up! You were molested. It was lame. But when the incident was brought to light it was covered up by the authorities of some kind of 'Abstract authority worshipping sex cult (i.e. "Society" that's literally what "society" means BY DEFINITION)' And THAT is ALSO lame. It's weak sauce and it isn't unreasonable to want to punish them. If not for their need to preserve their ability to invoke abstract authority (at all costs, up to and including molestation cover-up) you wouldn't be killing them. That sounds like their own damn fault to me! If 'Not letting the wrong people look bad' wasn't more important than truth and justice. You wouldn't be killing them. 10/10 probably a perfectly fine reason to kill.
So, there you have it. 10 reasons to go all John Wick on a place and/or institution. We had some good one's in their didn't. Dick Dawkins' favorite is General Lunacy. He loves it! Thanks for reading and don't forget to hit the like and subscribe. Don't forget to hit the little bell over there so you don't miss any of our notifications. And don't forget, give me one million dollars and Jennifer Lawrence or I'll take over the world A.I. death-bots and I will take her by force. Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!"
So, there you have it. 10 reasons to go all John Wick on a place and/or institution. We had some good one's in their didn't. Dick Dawkins' favorite is General Lunacy. He loves it! Thanks for reading and don't forget to hit the like and subscribe. Don't forget to hit the little bell over there so you don't miss any of our notifications. And don't forget, give me one million dollars and Jennifer Lawrence or I'll take over the world A.I. death-bots and I will take her by force. Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
Get the General Lunacymug. Generative ontology states the man's subconscious' wants to destroy language. Only religion is preventing him from doing so.
by flightfacilities November 22, 2021
Get the generative ontologymug. by NikkiBubblebutt July 27, 2018
Get the Generic Sneakmug. by Kugeln September 27, 2018
Get the Generous Squirtmug. by Maybe Jordan Maybe Not November 29, 2021
Get the Generation USAmug. Term to describe people born anytime after 2000 that seem to have at least one fashionably popular ailment or disorder such as gluten intolerance or a phobia of beans etc
by Big aldo September 7, 2019
Get the generation fudmug. A woman who is a little better looking than the normal Dollar General patrons. She actually has all her teeth, doesn’t go out in public in her pajamas. 85% chance she’s a single mom, 50% chance she’s paying with EBT. However, would be considered a 4 in any other environment.
by MrTheScrambler January 18, 2025
Get the Dollar General Sevenmug.