Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

flap

typical racing driver excuse

oh no i had a flap issue

by GChalkers November 20, 2021

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015

tortilla flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging someone. Inspired by the Tortilla challenge.

She just played that fool like a sega. She might as well have turned around and tortilla flapped them.

by atoms-kings July 26, 2022

nigger flap

A flappy nigger that sucks dicks for a living

Hey nigger flap go suck a dick

by Yourmomspussyw September 2, 2021

Fanny Flaps

Ladies vaginal area

Massive Fanny flaps

by Danindia May 5, 2018

Flap Jack

when you slap your bitch in the face with your penis.

Last night i flap jacked her in the face.

by qwqrfeb March 4, 2016