distrangle

to pervert somebody’s mind through distress; to distrss in the extreme.

He got distrangled at the loss of his only child.

by uttam maharjan October 8, 2011

distround

An expression of profound confusion at a mysterious event

I was so distround at the fact that my sister came back from the dead.

by BrentMcJeff November 15, 2011

Disturbious

Very funny (hilarious) but disturbing.

Howard Stern's interview with Chaz Bono was totally disturbious.

by grpNiteroi November 16, 2011

distraight

How someone feels when they are straight, but feeling a little gay.

An adjective.

I am feeling distraight right now.

by chestereth December 6, 2011

Distrocular

A word used to describe something that is wrong in every possible way, something that is fucked up to the highest level.

Guy one: Hey wanna see this mash-up of Lemon Party and Goatse I made?

Guy two: What the hell? That's just distrocular...

by pronoob77 January 2, 2012

distractionary

The effects or process of something being a distraction; (distractionary). Reasons for being complacent.

The people are not paying attention to what is going on around them, and some say the blame can be placed on TV's "distractionary" entertainment for this complacency.

by Joe-SendinK9 October 14, 2012

Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.

"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."

by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012