by socket5c July 19, 2024
an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
by idiot! February 09, 2021
A Diesase with symptoms such as clingy ness, love, affection, extra attention. Usually start to show after spending quality time with a great man name Kirk. Symptoms usually escalate after intercourse.
by Jazzo.La June 21, 2019
Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
by Crushing Disease Patient September 13, 2013
You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.
"He has unfortunately contracted the Miniaturejoshey Disease."
by georgefilipe June 05, 2024
“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”
by Coolgal12345 February 22, 2021
The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.
Pp go down
Pp go down
Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease
by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022