diseasive

It's deceitful, evil and deceased.

The calorie content of those Chicken Littles was very diseasive.

by Diseasive November 17, 2014

monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.

Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!

by David Jag November 24, 2013

cryaloteashanus disease

It is a fake disease that means that you are a total crybaby. Used as a slang word, it will cause one to cry for any little problem one might have. Side effects include bushy hair, fatness, and extreme anger issues. People with Cryaloteashanus Disease suffer for life from no friends because they bully others. They have parents that spoil them to the core as a child so they never earn ethics. These people should be watched out for because of the sadness they bring. Don't be fooled by the thin veneer of a crybaby. Just ignore and walk away. They are also considered annoying.

This boy cries all the time and suffers from Cryaloteashanus Disease!

by Yourbuttface March 29, 2015

VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease)

When someone gets pink eye (or another other disease) from sharing Virtual Reality HMD (Head Mounted Displays).

Maybe the guy giving 50 different people demos with the new Oculus headset should have used Sanitary Wipes for the eyes. Now we all have a VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease). This is worst then that time the whole football team contracted gonorrhea from that flesh light.

by Burger King Pin April 10, 2015

stationaires disease

To design other peoples wedding invitations and not get paid...

I must have stationaires disease to let you get me to do your wedding invites for free!!

by ohh that was nice mummy! November 17, 2015

Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

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Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).

by wosh360 January 16, 2016

Skype Transmitted Disease

Skype Transmitted Disease or STD

Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.

Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"

Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)

by Bobhilleh January 21, 2016