David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself
Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018
Get the david peacockmug. by CornerSolution March 28, 2020
Get the David Mandymug. words forming sentience's, combining to make paragraphs. i can make up shit on the Internets too. Munging; to be hungry; to be in a state of full retardation; where one tries to eat ones face.
I'm munging hard for a feed.
I was so munged last night, i tried eating my own forehead. (past tense of munging)
The David Dahl
I was so munged last night, i tried eating my own forehead. (past tense of munging)
The David Dahl
by ballsonchins May 8, 2017
Get the The David Dahlmug. "I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"
by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021
Get the David Songmug. A very sexy man, defines what a man should be with an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to miss out on the opportunity of talking to this man.
I met David Flynn on the weekend, he’s such a great guy with a bulge bigger than my future, bigger than Mount Everest, what a man!
by A330 January 19, 2022
Get the David Flynnmug. The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.
by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016
Get the David Freesemug. Owner of a Wii U, He is able to write some simple XML/HTML stuff, he is in almost every single server related to the Nintendo Wii U, Wii and 3DS.
He is somewhat annoying and he is almost always ignored by the community, but nothing will ever stop him from making his own homebrew game for the Wii U, he is also on Twitter as @dwyazzo90
He is somewhat annoying and he is almost always ignored by the community, but nothing will ever stop him from making his own homebrew game for the Wii U, he is also on Twitter as @dwyazzo90
by vanillamellow January 19, 2023
Get the David Sosamug.