cryp

A type of potent marijuana.

My friends and I smoke cryp

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

The Crying Game

Pulling your ball-sac over your dick so you look like you have a vagina. After viewing this in the mirror you begin to cry.

Riley just played the crying game.

by Tribe11 May 3, 2011

cryerbation

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

crying taco

In which the vagina is so overcome with sheer joy that a constant river of tears flows out of it.

Smith walked into the club wearing his best tuxedo. A few select women were leaving snail trails and he had an idea this would be a good night. Late that night one of the female's he had his eye on said to him, "Smith do you think you can make my vertical smile cry?" Having a good idea she wanted her taco to cry they hastily headed for the the door. Later that night Smith left that woman's crying taco streaming with tears as if she were at a funeral.

by reallynoideahere September 28, 2010

cryptic wisdom

The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.

"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."

by MatchMaker. Your ass + My Boot January 23, 2014

crystalline

/ˈkrɪst(ə)lʌɪn/

adjective

1.Of, like, or clear as crystal.
2.{Chemistry & Mineral} Having the structure and form of a crystal. (crystallinity)

Definition 1."He writes a crystalline prose." or "The glass is very crystalline."

Definition 2."A crystalline rock."

by S@ddy January 12, 2018

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009