Crunchy White Boy

A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.

Crunchy white boys are the type of guys in the begining of the axe styling product commercials.

by SPC_Close24 March 16, 2011

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Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.

Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"

by brozelk July 15, 2015

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Crunchy

The top-of-the-line compliment to categorize a person's/ an inanimated object's likability.

-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?

-I found them on the floor in Home Depot

-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.

-Thanks man!

by CrunchyNotCrusty March 7, 2017

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Semi crunchy mama

A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate

That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, she’s a semi crunchy mama

by S.C.Mama February 2, 2021

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Luminary Crunchwrap

When your hitting it from behind and you reach into her asshole, pull out a piece of shit, wrap it in a tortilla, cum in it and then share it with her.

I tried the luminary Crunchwrap last night I liked it but she still hurts when I got the piece of shit.

by Big_tex_423 February 25, 2021

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