California

a state that is pretty much screwed thanks to arnold

i guess ur already screwed if u voted for him in the first place

by killzac vol 1 June 5, 2004

Californian

A shaved landing strip of a females pubic region

That girl's gone Californian

by Liam October 24, 2003

california rolls

Originally invented in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: Gohan (sushi rice), Nori (seaweed), Kappa (Cucumber), Avacado, and Fake Crab+ Mayonniase paste (think Tuna Sandwich)... all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).

This "Meal" (and I use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating "japanese food".

The Japanese dispise California rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all... they are an invention to try and make people who don't like sushi "like sushi"...

Becky and Suzanne went to their favorite Japanese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating japanese food..

"Hey Zansuki, I just shit in his california rolls!"
"SO DESUKA?? SUGEI!!"

by Keenanberg September 12, 2006

California

State full of retards who are all a bunch of airheaded,bleach-blonde,satanists.

Just flush this motherfucker.Come on big one!

by stupid fags February 19, 2005

Northern California

Hella used by many in Sacramento, people are under the impression that that is the way everybody talks everywhere else

Everyone uses the word Hella too much

by Cody April 21, 2005

Calico

A certain type of cat whose fur can be used to achive a hullucinagenic state when smoked through a pipe. These cats are generally found in the greater Maine area, and are large and oderous. The discovery that these cats could actually be smoked was discovered by Sam "The Cat Smoker" Jenkins, when he mistook a calico cat for a cigarette.

While some prefer smoking cigarettes or other tabacco products, I distinctly prefer tokin' a calico.

by Jenkins February 22, 2007

California

A joke, a place where we recall governors for fun and replace them with movie stars who can’t speak.

Gray Davis

by Caffeinecrazed12 November 19, 2003