Cock bomb 

When some asshole randomly sends you a picture of their penis

Girl 1: "OMG! I woke up to a dick pic sent by Patrick."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."

Cock bomb by Denver'sDarling September 1, 2013

cock lube 

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

cock lube by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

cock pancakes 

pancakes with cum on them

My girl had fresh cock pancakes for breakfast.

cock pancakes by pussymasta6969 October 8, 2014

Cock or glock 

Giving another person the choice between being shot, or raped

I'm coming over there, and then it's cock or glock bitch!

Cock or glock by Malik steinsberg August 31, 2015

Cock locking 

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).

Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.

Cock locking by Gyroll March 18, 2016

Cock jousting 

To move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.

Joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.

Cock jousting by Tastee January 28, 2004

cock smoker 

Someone who is so obsessive about sucking the penis, they practically inhale it. Some might say addicted to dicks like a crack smoker is addicted to crack. AKA Cack smoker, Worshipper of cocks, cock cherisher.

Corey nowak is a real cock smoker along with his cack smoking friend joe.

cock smoker by The almighty bunghole March 1, 2004