FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020

Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008

Creativity Clean

A clean and safe way to sleep with an artist after going to the club and dragging her ass home

“Yo, did you fuck that artist?”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”

by neverwyaed March 26, 2023

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

Clean Queen

noun. A female who never curses and almost never talks about inappropriate topics(like me!)

Prima- Bad words can buzz off.

Segunda- I think you mean **** off!

Prima- Keep it clean! *virtually shoves soap into Segunda's mouth*

Nika is so cute because she is the Clean Queen of America! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! X3

by DigiGirl02 August 2, 2023

Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020