Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.

I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams

by TadBitOfThad May 11, 2015

snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

Skater Boner

When your grinding on your downhill skateboard and you get a massive engorged boner. This is usually shameful and people try to hid their skater boner even though they should be proud of it.

Max: Did you hear about what happened to Joey yesterday?
Lucas: What?
Max: He was shredding on his skateboard and got a skater boner.

by kankz_69 May 22, 2017

Rogue Boner

An erection that happens unexpectedly and spontaneously.

Jimmy experienced a rogue boner while lying on the beach.

by IWatchBuzzFeed July 12, 2014

soft boner

When the males penis enlarges but failes to become "hard".

"Yo dude me and Jackie were gonna hit it off last night but I just kept getting soft boners!"

by UrbanDoctor69 January 4, 2017

Boner Alert

An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive

I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae

by Noel Knight October 23, 2019

Sabbath Boner

The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.

Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 17, 2011