Asleep at the Bed 

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

Asleep at the Bed by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

creaming at the tip 

When you or your friends look fly as fuck

Donny is creaming at the tip

creaming at the tip by themuskeetball June 4, 2025

Glued at the tip 

When two heterosexual bros are so chummy that everyone assumes they MUST be gay lovers.

There goes Shawn and Gavin, riding their skateboards in matching banana hammocks. I swear, those fellas are glued at the tip!

Glued at the tip by Definitely Not Ashlyn July 9, 2025

Farzaneh At-telus 

A type of lady who takes countless courses of illuminati training to always defeat her colleagues in card games. She's usually very kind but when playing cards all her empathy is out the window, and her colleagues would be too if it was not illegal.

Hey! Look, he's doing a Farzaneh At-telus to his friends. Better watch out.

Farzaneh At-telus by Designated Definiti Department August 6, 2025

drop the kids off at the pool 

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

drop the kids off at the pool by anonymous August 21, 2025

Miles at the Bonfire

When someone is doubting your ability to succeed on any given task. I.e. when you're trying to start a fire at a bonfire and your friend insists that you'll never get it started or going.

Friend: "Dude we should just give up, we're never going to be able to find the huzz"
You: "C'mon man, you're being a real miles at the bonfire right now."

Miles at the Bonfire by ThanosWeavester October 8, 2025

Champing at the boot

To be aggressively eager for the chance to submit to—and be rewarded by—authoritarian power; a mashup of restless impatience (“champing at the bit”) with enthusiastic boot-licking for strongmen, enforcers, or coercive institutions.

Those ICE Agents are champing at the boot to harm Americans.

That senator is champing at the boot to ignore the Constitution.

Champing at the boot by youwillnotbreakme January 14, 2026