Alexa is the most fakest person you will ever meet in your life. She will try to become so so close to you but everything you tell her she goes straight to her bff since pre-k and tells her everything, not just her bff but her whole SQUAD. Squad as in the most fakest people in your grade.
She is known as "Alexa ______" everyone knows her if you say her first & last name. And that's not a good thing, even tho everyone including herself thinks it is.
She is the most mischievous person ever.
She sends nudes to all the upperclassmen, that's why all the guys want to talk to her. Every girl is jealous of her because she is well known & thinks that all the guys want her bc she's beautiful when really every guy wants her bc she is easy & she will give them what they want.
Not to mention she actually looks like a man in the face lmao. She thinks her butt is big & wears her jeans up her ass crack. She also tries showing off her "muscular thighs" that she thinks she has.
She is the worst friend ever, and you will realize that after getting super close to her for about 6-12 months. Then you'll realized she was the one who told all your secrets & shit.
Alexa's are pathetic & she will trick u into anything so be careful and DO NOT GET CLOSE TO ONE EVER!!!!!!
She is known as "Alexa ______" everyone knows her if you say her first & last name. And that's not a good thing, even tho everyone including herself thinks it is.
She is the most mischievous person ever.
She sends nudes to all the upperclassmen, that's why all the guys want to talk to her. Every girl is jealous of her because she is well known & thinks that all the guys want her bc she's beautiful when really every guy wants her bc she is easy & she will give them what they want.
Not to mention she actually looks like a man in the face lmao. She thinks her butt is big & wears her jeans up her ass crack. She also tries showing off her "muscular thighs" that she thinks she has.
She is the worst friend ever, and you will realize that after getting super close to her for about 6-12 months. Then you'll realized she was the one who told all your secrets & shit.
Alexa's are pathetic & she will trick u into anything so be careful and DO NOT GET CLOSE TO ONE EVER!!!!!!
1. "Omg is Alexa going to be there?!"
"Yes that's why we're going!!!!"
2. "Omg is Alexa going to be there.."
"Yes that's why we're definitely not fucking going"
3. "Dude the only people I told were u & Alexa & now everyone knows. That's how I know YOU told"
"Are. You fucking. Kidding me. I'm not even going to tell you what's wrong with what u just said u crazy ass motherfucker"
"Yes that's why we're going!!!!"
2. "Omg is Alexa going to be there.."
"Yes that's why we're definitely not fucking going"
3. "Dude the only people I told were u & Alexa & now everyone knows. That's how I know YOU told"
"Are. You fucking. Kidding me. I'm not even going to tell you what's wrong with what u just said u crazy ass motherfucker"
by Slut, hoe, bitch, man face October 25, 2015
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Funniest person in the world. Happens to always to be mean to the people she cares about. Annoy her and she’ll block you out of her life. She don’t care about if you hate her or love her. She different. Mostly because she has no friends and hates everyone
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Get the Alexa mug.Alexandria is a name most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating slut oftenldreaming of pumpkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away to any and all drunken takers.
Dude, that decease ridden
Alexandria the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
Alexandria the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
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