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Alabama Push pop

The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell and using your dick to shove the shit back up her ass
Billy: dude did u smash Shelby last night
Tommy: yea but she had taco bell eariler so I had to give her the ol' Alabama push pop
by Ruthtj34 October 13, 2016
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Alabama trouser trout

When a guy gets done cumming

And puts it in his pants without cleaning up and his wiggly stick gets stuck to his pants
Blake was in such a hurry he didn't clean up his wiggly stick and his wiggly stick got stuck and dried to his pants , he had such an Alabama trouser trout
by Jigglykayak February 8, 2018
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Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."
by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020
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alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.
Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.
by Montague Munch October 20, 2023
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Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.
Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.
by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023
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alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis
"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"
by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023
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Alabama squeeze box

when 2 brothers start pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey sis wanna get pounded by me and our brother Alabama squeeze box style?"
by somedude230 July 5, 2023
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