Alabama spray tan

When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.

“What did you do lastnigh?”

“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”

by Lamb shoulder June 1, 2018

Alabama Mac and Cheese

The making of mac and cheese and then violently shoving it up a family members ass or vagina then eating it from the newly made bowl

Person 1: Did you hear what John did to his sister yesterday?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He gave her some Alabama Mac and Cheese
Person 2: oof

by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021

alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure

jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob

by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017

Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

by WhiskeyShits October 19, 2015

Alabama hot tamale

When you are fucking your sister or cousin and use hot sauce as lubrucation, then when you finish you scrape it up and put it on some chicken wings and share it

Me and my cousin did some Alabama hot tamale shit last night

by BJ T March 19, 2022

Alabama Salt and Pepper

When you nut on her grill then slap her in the face with a handful of dryer lint

Yo that chick from the salon came over last night and I gave her an Alabama salt and pepper

by Senor Knuckles August 9, 2023