A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.
She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.
by Macon Love April 26, 2011
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-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 May 2, 2011
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"Apocalypinions are like assholes: everyone's got one."
"The world's ending on May 21st? I say it's ending next year on Dec 21st." "Where's your evidence?" "It's just my apocalypinion."
"The world's ending on May 21st? I say it's ending next year on Dec 21st." "Where's your evidence?" "It's just my apocalypinion."
by SoThatEWord May 29, 2011
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Lindsey Lohan apolotweeted again for breaking the rules of her probation. This is her third apolotweet this month. What a dumbass!
by deucey29 June 24, 2011
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–verb (used without object), -trolled, -troll·ing.
1.
to offer an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury in a sarcastic, ironic manner. Usually when one feels the apology is undeserved.
2.
to make an informal and lulzy defense in speech or writing.
–noun
1.
a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having been insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another
2.
a defense, excuse, or justification in speech or writing, as for lulz.
3.
( initial capital letter, italics ) an insincere dialogue by Socrates before the tribunal that condemned him to death.
uh-pol-uh-truhl Show IPA
–verb (used without object), -trolled, -troll·ing.
1.
to offer an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury in a sarcastic, ironic manner. Usually when one feels the apology is undeserved.
2.
to make an informal and lulzy defense in speech or writing.
–noun
1.
a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having been insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another
2.
a defense, excuse, or justification in speech or writing, as for lulz.
3.
( initial capital letter, italics ) an insincere dialogue by Socrates before the tribunal that condemned him to death.
-v.
1.He apolotrolled for asking his roomates to be quiet during study hours.
2. She believes that apolotrolling is the best form of non-violent retaliation.
-n.
1.I insisted upon giving a formal apolotroll for acussing him of breaking and entering after evidence had been presented proving his guilt.
1.He apolotrolled for asking his roomates to be quiet during study hours.
2. She believes that apolotrolling is the best form of non-violent retaliation.
-n.
1.I insisted upon giving a formal apolotroll for acussing him of breaking and entering after evidence had been presented proving his guilt.
by 4th3lulz July 21, 2011
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by BilboBaggins23 October 24, 2011
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We apocafucked the shit out of each other.
I'm going to apocafuck your face off.
We apocafucked the shit out of each other.
I'm going to apocafuck your face off.
by nihn75 August 20, 2011
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