fucked up shit

something is screwed up real bad

do this homework is fucked up shit

by yolanda anderson January 4, 2008

Don't shit on your doorstep

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

by Damo October 25, 2004

shit just hit the fan

meaning that things just got worse, and its going to be messy.

Jane: Mary heard from joe that we stole her money.
Jackie: What are we going to do?
Jane: I don't know... i guess the shit just hit the fan, theres nothing to do.

by LauRUNloo August 15, 2008

do bears shit in the woods?

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

by willy_114 August 31, 2008

shit your brains out

To shit so hard you feel as though your vital organs have shifted and you're not sure if something you needed blasted out.

During Patrick's trip to Mexico, he drank the water and shit your brains out.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Bitches ain't got shit

Females that I dislike are not in possession of items or qualities that I find useful or important.

-"Hey, those girls is creepin' up on yo man!"

-"Girl please, bitches ain't got shit!"

by ananane November 21, 2010