two shots of vodka

this is an expression to cover up for the fact that you're an alcoholic and drink way too much so when people ask you how much you've had you just say two shots of vodka when you've really had the whole bottle.

Ive only had two shots of vodka.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

Two man trumpet

When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.

"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"

by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018

Two-timer Catholic

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Two Thumbs Up

An unofficial honor given for excellence in any field. 'Two thumbs up' is/are not contained to any profession/achievement, and, therefore, can be awarded for any outstanding accomplishment.

When Ebert & Rober give a movie two thumbs up, does each of them contribute one thumb?

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

two dolla hoe

A wordhoe/word that costs two United States dollars a pop.

I fucked that two dolla hoe last night!

by |darc| December 8, 2002

Ticonderoga Two-Touch

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.

Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Two Pigs in a Blanket

When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.

“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”

by Trpldckng October 26, 2018