Porn Trails

Random dirty words put after the title of a porn video on a p2p program, so that it will be detected by more searches.

Damn porn trails! I get this same video no matter what I search for!

"Hot asian sucks cock--- cunt suck threesome foursome gangbang gay lesbian straight femdom goth teenie licks balls rimjob assfuck farting crapping cumming bukkake rough fuck incest xxx granny milf baby beastiality fucking through hole in wall electrocution tit fuck.mpeg"

by bexposito December 12, 2005

trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009

tailing

To follow someone without being noticed.
To be a shadow of someone.

1. I tailed him to his home
2. Tailing Mr. George was very hard because he was always looking behind.

by George Betsis December 29, 2008

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

by debra February 13, 2005

tailah

Tailah is a sexual human being. She is a fabulous girl who is loved by everyone. She has the best personality and she is very fit. Sally despises Tailah because she wishes she was as awesome as her.

Guy: Dude, did you just see that chick walk past?!
Guy 2: Hell yeah! she was fine as!
Guy: she was a definite Tailah!!
Guy 2: Yeah, definitely! at least she wasn't a sally!

by LoveFromHarryEdwardStyles November 11, 2013

bright eyed and bushy tailed

Excited and attentive. Reffering to squirrels.

As in 'Here is my new kindergarten class, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.' The allusion here is to the appearance of a squirrel, which with its beady eyes and bushy tail looks ready for anything. 1930s

by Richard H G Bittner July 10, 2006

Whale Tail

When a girl sits down and her thong shows.

Damn that chick be whale tailing.

by Meow Mixxer February 10, 2010