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Queef Tingle

A queef tingle is when a girl farts out of her vagina and her pussy lips flap together and start to tingle in a way that the pussy lips recite jingle bells.
jessica just queef tingled, the sound was magical!
by NiggleButt445 May 28, 2021
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Sea glass queef

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.
Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*
by Aubbey_waubbey June 6, 2024
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queef angle

When u take a face time photo at an oddly specific angle pointing to one’s abdomen or where the vagina or coochie would be
*friend standing on top of camera at a certain angle* me:*takes face time photo* QUEEF ANGLE!
by Aliyah/Adam January 15, 2023
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Queef nugget

a queef nugget is the stage after intercorse where the male exits and the female queefs a nugget that she has been hiding since 10 years of age plops onto the bed
by wetslimypum December 14, 2024
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Queef

NOT a fart in any way. It’s actually when air bubbles get stuck in a vagina either from jumping up and down, or having sex in a certain position. That air has to escape and may mimic the sound and or feeling of a fart but is NOT.

All a queef is, is trapped air expelling from the vag. Cooters don’t fart.. and if they do, there’s a problem with it. lol. If you queef and there’s an odor to it.. there’s a problem with your cooch and you need to see a gyno, STAT.

Also only super immature dudes would ever make fun of a woman for queefing when switching positions.. it’s the man’s fault it’s happening anyway considering he shoved the air up there and those air bubbles must come out, since they have nowhere else to go.

A queef may feel like a fart from your cooch but remember, cooters do NOT fart. ~ probably did some sort of activity that got some air trapped up there such as (jumping into a swimming pool, or an aerobics class)and it’s just escaping out.. no big deal.

Once, I went to a strip club… and the stripper said “wanna see something so cool check this out” and she took my 5 I tipped her and queefed on command and blew it back over to me. That gross shit still haunts me to this day. But also still explains what a queef is… just simply AIR!
*Guy and girl switch from doggy to missionary*
>>>fart sound<<<
Girl: “Sorry, just a queef haha 😆 “
Guy: “No worries baby.Get over here!!”
by Blondie1199 August 22, 2023
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radioactive queef

Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.
Did you see Joe shaved his head?

No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?
by XaNaX_Daquri February 4, 2017
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bon app-a-queef

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
by fedewolfie December 10, 2016
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