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Templemore Train Station.
Templemore Train Station.
by Debskelly1985 May 6, 2023
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The Target Situation

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When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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Dot-Dot-Dot Situation

When your hanging out with people from the opposite gender, and conversation is flowing very well, leading you to believe/think you have a possibly of getting play later that night.
Raymond noticed that Leandro was shooting his shot at Sheila earlier tonight, and judging by Sheila’s body language, Raymond told his friend William that it seemed like a Dot-Dot-Dot Situation. Leandro popped her cherry 37 minutes later.
by RoflSalts88 September 11, 2023
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jerk off station

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house
by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023
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Detroit Train Station

A sexual act, irrelevant of orientation, in which one partner, henceforth referred to as "The Conductor", performs intense anal sex with the other partner, "The Caboose", to completion.

Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".

The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
"Judy and I got a bit freaky last night and took a trip down to the ol' Detroit train station."

"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
by Jetscream November 4, 2023
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