I have a small dick 

Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."

"I have a small dick"

"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.

I have a small dick by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

smallie 

A guy who has a small penis.

He is a smallie.

I wonder who the smallies are in this town.

smallie by pocapo January 17, 2014

smallskillz 

A person who normally is good at sports and has a small dick and is very funny

Have you seen those smallskillz

smallskillz by Fytopi November 30, 2016

Smallsbaseball7 

The biggest player in the whole school.

Have you been asked out by Smallsbaseball7?

Smallsbaseball7 by Wdresh April 15, 2021

Smallsaye diplo 

In grand strategy games it is the act of backstabbing allies that make sense to have. This can include, not joining wars of natural allies, betraying agreements made, or becoming enemies for no reason. It is also the act of over committing to allies that make no sense to have. This can include death warring over the most minor of things, making bad allies, and trusting people you shouldn't.

Dude 1: Man I can't believe Dave betrayed me to team up with somebody who he is enemies with.
Dude 2: that is just some smallsaye diplo for you.

Smallsaye diplo by NotJay69420 August 13, 2023

smallscans 

a masochistic short Filipino scanlator who has the tendency to obsess over underaged women (both fictional and nonfictional) in his public discord servers.

hey did you finally file the restraining order against smallscans?

yeah i did thankfully.

smallscans by evilgoon January 31, 2024

small fog 

fisherman

pagmeister

small fog by the orange gorrilla July 17, 2003