Salad Shaker

When your SHAKE SALAD to either mix in DRESSINGS OR OTHER STUFF, not what every you trollers are saying 💀💀💀

You: Can you grab me the salad shaker?

Friend: uhhh-

You: OH MY FICKNG GOD YOU SAW THAT SHIT TOO??

Friend : YEAH SO WHAT MILLE A WHORE
You Gasp then kick your friend out

Friend : WHAT I FOR GOT MY-

And you slap the door on their face

by 00F_Supp May 27, 2018

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

shake and bake

to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)

hey baby lets go shake and bake

by kate51351361 March 8, 2007

Happy Shake Milk Shake

Milkshake that has seaman in it.

"Do you want to go to the McDonald's in Edgware?"

"No. It got closed down for selling a happy shake milk shake."

by Shaun R. Palmer February 2, 2008

squat and shake

1. to take a piss and then shake off the rest of it still on your body.
2. refers to the female pissin in the woods

I'm gonna go squat and shake

by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003

Colon Protine Shake

When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.

Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.

by lifechildbitch December 6, 2010

Shake Junt

A joint rolled in a blunt that has shake filling all empty spaces between the joint and blunt. (joint occasionally dipped in lean.)

"Down to smoke fat Shake Junt?"

"Hell yeah!"

by Big Pac April 23, 2013