sweat pants

the things your parents wear and u get really embarassed when they do in public

mom change out of your sweat pants

by smaso February 19, 2005

Smarty Pants

Someone who is actually smart.

Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.

by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011

No Pants 'O Clock

The period between 5:45 and 6:45 in which ladies and gentlemen are encouraged to remove their trousers and pantaloons and relish in festive celebration.
No Pants 'O Clock may take place during the AM or the PM.

Guys! It's 6:30! We're missing No Pants 'O Clock!

by Spudmonkey May 30, 2006

pants optional

Pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. All people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)

1: Why are you wearing pants?
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Don't shit your pants

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!

Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.

by white brown March 28, 2011

Pantsy Noob

Someone who is a complete noob at anything and everything that has to do with a computer. Popularized by the infamous hacker J-dan.

Cody is a Pantsy Noob he doesint know what a keyboard is.

by Necrotic May 23, 2006

pants-worthy

An adjective describing a task, endeavor, or prospect significant enough to motivate a lazy bachelor to put on pants and get out of the house.

"You're asking me to come watch LOST Season 3 again? Man, that is so not pants-worthy. Talk to you later."

by Moggraider May 13, 2010