NetBSD

This is a UNIX based operating system that will function effectively on your toaster, alarm clock, and any other fucking thing you can plug in.

I just got NetBSD to work on my beard trimmer!

by gomer May 20, 2003

netspeak

Otherwise known as chatspeak, a process of shortening words and replacing letters with different letters and/or symbols to supposedly make the typing process shorter. Lacks proper punctuation and capitalization. Hard to understand and a sign of idiocy when used heavily, but sometimes useful when in a hurry or text messaging.

Stupid: LYKE ONG!!!ONEONE11!!

i g2g to da stor 2day c ya l8er LOLZ

i @m 5o 1337 i pwn joo

Useful: Uh oh, I have to go answer the phone. BRB.

by Yonnie October 24, 2004

netio

term used to describe a slutty girl or bitch that wont stop talking about how many times she got laid.

God that fucking netio wont shut up about the time she banged both my cousins.

by Alexizephyrmage9 January 8, 2006

netlingo

A website that gives parents a very skewed view of strange textspeak that no child will ever use.

-over text-
Parent: WYCM? Let's talk F2F.
Child: ....what?
Parent: netlingo lied to me!

by ToujoursTard December 8, 2010

Netflix

A streaming service that has kiddie porn, animated porn, and porn porn.

Cuties, Big Mouth, Sex Education... I miss when Netflix was a streaming service and not a porn service.

by Roydiscord Productions March 5, 2021

social networking whore

a person who regularly uses more than one social networking site(such as myspace, bebo, facebook, twitter, friendster, etc)

OR

Someone who spends more than an hour a day on a social networking site.

Usually a combination of both. Social networking whore's get off when they get comments or pokes and generally go through acute depression and anxiety when they sign in to find no updates at all.

That Lily Allen is always blogging on myspace and updating her twitter. She's like the original social networking whore.

Steph has facebook, bebo, myspace and twitter and goes online everyday. She's such a social networking whore.

by charjackson March 7, 2009

netizen

Citizen of an internet community

Such a noble, loyal netizen certainly deserves applause.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008