rush hour idiot

One who slows traffic during peak hours by blocking entrances, revolving doors, escalators, etc., without consideration of other commuters.

Isn't it common sense that you stay to your right on the escalator if you don't move your ass? Not to mention those fumbling their wallets right at the subway turnstile. I'm fed up with these rush hour idiots!

by sonatine December 10, 2009

Dakota Houston

N; the hardest mosher in Indianapolis

Dakota Houston pits so fucking hard, it's unreal

by Michael Moshpit June 28, 2010

Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.

It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?

by T_Hark March 7, 2011

Fat-Houndin'

1.To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not yours or that is meant to be shared by a group.

2. A person that eats an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not theirs or is meant to be shared by a group.

1.Hey, man, quit fat-houndin' the chips so there's some for everybody.
2. You ate all of the food in my refrigerator, you fat-hound.

by Cobmckin November 10, 2011

Sweepstakes House

A place where you have a chance to win prizes. kind of like gambling but not really.

mabe 1 - Hey nigga! did you see what i won at tha sweepstakes house?

mabe 2 - no muthafukka! whachu win?

mabe 1 - I won a muthafukkin house phone set! and it aint even stolen!

mabe 2 - Damn! i was hoping you won a carton of Newport Menthols.

by MR.EBT January 4, 2013

Unexpected Hounddog

When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake their phallic-tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.

Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on a truck.

by Big-Rudy November 27, 2014

Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

by Cunt Wizard December 9, 2014