Fat Breath

When one is not fat but breaths heavily like a fat person when performing any sort of activities.

Stacy: I hate going up these stairs!
June: Me too! It's only one flight but I always get fat breath when I reach the top.

Fat Breath by Veenasaur May 30, 2012

fat-ivation 

The act of motivating yourself to power through a workout by anticipating your next meal.

I really felt like quitting on my run today, but a little fat-ivation got me through it!

fat-ivation by MzLiz April 19, 2014

fat-ercise 

When a highly motivated fat person pursues physical fitness. Does not necessarily indicate a desire to lose weight, or a lack of aptitude in fitness activities. This activity has been known to shock innocent bystanders and stun haters into silence.

You can call it fat-ercise, but I call it lapping everybody on the couch.

That chubby chaser better get his running shoes on, because this BBW gets a lot of fat-ercise.

fat-ercise by MzLiz April 19, 2014

Fat Finger Battle 

Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.

haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".

Fat Finger Battle by surasak86 June 5, 2014

FAT-TIP 

This means leaving a very generous tip (usually 50-100%) when out drinking and/or dining. Especially when out with a large group of friends.

I'm going to FAT-TIP the bartender so that we will be remembered and taken care of for the rest of the night.

FAT-TIP by Pmdmnym July 13, 2015

fat-bike 

fat-bike: A bicycle with tires that are 3.8" wide or larger. Designed for use on any and all conditions such as snow, sand, mud, singletrack trails, rough urban riding etc...

"Hey man, don't you have a tough time riding around in the winter or worry about cracks and potholes riding a bike? "

"Nope! I ride a fat-bike - i can ride over everything all the time!"

fat-bike by two9mtnbikeman July 31, 2016

Fat fuck 

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

Fat fuck by Monkey baws January 12, 2017