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punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
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Balls on your face

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.
Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!
by Liverquake May 24, 2012
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you better check your face!

You need to get that threatening look off your face. NOW!
Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 13, 2021
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Arse Face

When i person pulls down there trousers and rubs their bare ass on someone's face, generally ensuring that their nose is up their ass crack. Sometimes a person will just sit on their face, and not move, getting full ass sniffage.
I'm going to give jack an arse face and shove his nose up my ass crack
by chafing June 25, 2008
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Fish Face

1) a phrase that mutually describes a deformed face that looks similarly like a fish, though no apparent fish like features can be seen. It is often associated with one who possesses extreme greediness and disease.

2) An incredibly greedy, insignificant person that leeches off others with fish like features and is disliked by most people. Approach with caution.

3)A mutant freak that greatly portrays greediness and sexual disgust. Extreme greediness is often associated with the organism and insignificance. Uses saliva and spit as a self defense mechanism
Your a fish face! loser!

Michael spits alot and is greedy. Therefore, it is positively clear that he is a fish face.
by Jason Brown December 28, 2005
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Muscular Face

A person with a face made totally up of rippling muscles. Can do push-ups with chin and crack walnuts in mouth.

Giants among men.
"Nick Grim has a muscular face! Look at him bench press 200 lbs with his chin!"
"Freak!"
by Stefan January 20, 2005
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dookie face

A facial expression showing extreme anguish or displeasure.
Since my car is broken and I have no money, I'm stuck in my house with the dookie face.
by Kinda D. June 23, 2004
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