second hand drunk

People who act drunk when there are drunk people around.

Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.

by MrNickRo March 13, 2009

Spunk Drunk

A lady (sic), often a bit of a munter, who has had rather more than her fair share of meat and who'll gladly help herself to extra portions given half a chance. Easily recognizable by the glazed expression, smeared mascara and bow-legged gait.

A lady of easy virtue and questionable morals. The proverbial good time had by all.

According to Gordon, spunk drunk Brenda has fucked more men than tuberculosis

by Citizen Sade March 15, 2008

DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008

I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

by SoCalRob November 5, 2005

love drunk

when someone is completely in love, everything they do together feels so real, is so real. its like the perfect feeling to have in a relationship... Completely head over heels for this person.

"do you see them two"

"yea how cant you, they are love drunk"

by lovers4life January 29, 2009

designated drunk driver

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"

Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

High School Drunk

When people who have started real lives with carrers and such decide to get extremely intoxicated.

Bob the wife is out of town and she brought the kids lets go out and get High School drunk

by Jeffy Mac April 25, 2007