Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved

i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022

dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.

Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.

by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022

Dildo

Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆

Mom stop using your dildo🍆🍆🍆🍆

by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022

dildo

noun
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.

2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.

3. a species of long, narrow cactus.

1. "she masturbated with a dildo."
2. "Hes been in Dildo."
3. "Look at all those dildos!"

by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022

dildom

Someone who is a complete dickhead who is stupid, irritating, or a ridiculous person, particularly a male thou also can be used for females but changed to dildonna.

1) Don’t be a god damn dildom Ryan!
2) What a fucking dildom, didn’t his mother teach him better.

by Spastistic Neighbor March 6, 2022

Dildonater

Comedy player in PUBGmobile, often found in charge of the Dildobus. Or fisting the enemies in bushes.

Noob69 was fisted by the Dildonater, Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

by Dildonater March 26, 2022

Dildofication

Dildofication - the transformation of any suitable device into a dildo

Any science beaker can be dildofied which is a part of the dildofication of the lab.

~in science class~

Jesse - hey look how tall this measuring cylinder is.

Gabe - i know what else that could be used for…
Jesse - what about that conical flask though. it’s looking kinda…
Gabe - looks like a pretty good dildo
Jesse - the dildofication of the lab

by Dildofication March 27, 2022