sadness and depression

A term used by someone who is trying to place blame for there own actions onto other people. These people generally are very poor at there jobs and usually work in the Calibrated tool field. They would sooner destroy the company and there co workers than take blame for something themselves
Generally blurted out when a person realizes they havent done there job properly and use the phase to take blame off them selves and poke fun at the issue at hand

When they get overwhelmed for being asked to give someone a tool and they lost it. They blurt out SADNESS and Depression

by Cal Dude January 2, 2008

derection

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.

If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Deprecation

an extended period of misery and unproductiveness, especially one spent away from home or in travelling.

John Gould went on a deprecation so that when he returned to work he was more motivated and productive than ever before.

by Deferent thinking August 7, 2022

Lateral Deprecation

When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.

Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”

Fred: “I got an 87.” :(

Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”

by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty April 17, 2024

ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 6, 2024

dejection zone

depression zone

(1) She is slowly sliding into the dejection zone, and still has one more day left to this week. Is this what you call karmic backlash?

(2) The 2008 budget has pushed loss-laden airline industry into dejection zone.

by riamimi July 17, 2009