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catching the crazy turkey 

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

Edson Crazy Pants 

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
yo mama an edson crazy pants!

Crush-crazy cracker 

You know the type--

Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!
"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"
Crush-crazy cracker by Fab QT December 31, 2011

Codeine Crazy 

The greatest trap song of all time created by American rapper and singer Future. Codeine Crazy is the closing track in Future's 2014 album 'Monster' It can be described as a hype song or the most depressing thing you'll ever hear.

Codeine Crazy is meant to describe the dangerous addiction to Codeine, a drug used to treat pain and a cough.
"I'm going crazy 'bout it, I'm going codeine crazy."
Codeine Crazy by EARLYMRNRAGER February 23, 2022

Charlie Sheen Crazy 

Behavior and/or appearance that is extremely mad, or disturbing; Actions or words that make those around uncomfortable or ill; Taking one’s behavior to a very high level of madness, and mental instability; Being so unstable and profoundly delusional as to be considered a professional at it; bizarre or eccentric behaviour that puts those who witness it in a state of significant unease; Persistent partying (i.e. drinking, drug usage etc.) so extreme and beyond the pale that it disrupts the normal functioning of one's brain and neural operations
“I am into wild partying and all, but trust me, I am not going to go Charlie Sheen Crazy any time soon.”

“I would be careful around Sylvio and Muamar. When those two dudes get together, they go Charlie Sheen Crazy.”

REPORTER: "Senator, how are you going to explain this behaviour to your constituents?"

SENATOR: "Good question Will. I think I’ll do a suitcase of cocaine, sleep with a couple of porn stars cum hookers, go without sleep for 72 hours and then do an interview on ABC. I feel like going Charlie Sheen Crazy with this."

Gurl, u crazy 

A phrase you say when someone else (specifically a girl) had been acting all weird, silly, crazy and far out.
It's always effective if you want to annoy someone if you say it at a total random time. You can say it on any occasion to any girl.

Have fun.
Person 1: Dang girl, where u been?
Person 2: Oh, you know... Here and there... havin'dem babies and such..
Person 1: You've got to be kiddin me! Gurl, u crazy.
Person 2: Fuck you!
Person 1: Derp. *trollface*
Gurl, u crazy by SparkleGlitterCakes September 29, 2011