im cooked

when you know something bad is gonna happen

Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

Cook

- An Idiot.

- A person who acts or thinks like a moron beyond the comprehension of a rationally thinking person

- Not to be confused with "Gook". It is not used to slander or make otherwise derogatory remarks towards a person's race or gender. It is directly related to an individuals idiotic, irrational way of acting or thinking

Pronounced like "Cewk"

- Can also be used as "tranny-cook"
-"Tranny-Cook", it's not slanderous towards gender. It refers to a "transplant" or somebody who is not local or from another area.

~"That guys acting like an F'ing Cook"
~ "Go home, you "tranny-cook"

by AnabelChavez April 14, 2024

Cooking

To roast somebody on social media (Twitter)

They are cooking you in the comments!

by Jackiietarin June 13, 2022

You are Cooked

A term that refers to when you are completely screwed and are in a terrible situation.

Synonym for: You are done for.

"It is 11:40pm and you only finished 10% of the homework due at 11:59pm. You aren't finishing that, you are cooked!"

by salam25 September 8, 2025

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

Cooked

When you smoke so much weed you are brain dead

“Donk you cooked bro stop smoking you slur your words even when sober”

by Weedmeme June 3, 2018