Cotton Cannon

A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.

(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.

by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010

rib cannons

Very large breasts on an otherwise smaller woman. So large that they're almost out of porportion.

Jeez, did you see the Rib Cannons on that lil' lady? I'm surprised she doesn't have back problems..

by stix J January 26, 2011

logic cannon

The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:

1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are

Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !

Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.

Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !

by (legal)druggydude July 7, 2011

guava-cannon

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.

"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."

by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011

Flesh Cannon

Cock, penis, dick, etc.

dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.

I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.

My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.

by DT105CF May 30, 2013

op cannon

(pronounced like the first syllable in 'open') A massive joint, spliff, doobie, blunt, or other, preferably rolled as cone, containing some combination of weed/hash and opium.

"Yo dog, roll up a fat op cannon"

A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"

A: "wooorrrddd..."

by pumpkineater February 24, 2014

taco cannon

Penis

His taco cannon slid right in and shot in her taco.

by adotcum February 23, 2015