Mayor Carmen 

Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.

If Mayor Carmen hadn't posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she'd still have a job.

Mayor Carmen by Newspaperer March 2, 2008

William Carpenter 

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock

William Carpenter

William Carpenter by txtboy91 August 6, 2008

chainsaw carpentry 

Construction method that is often amateur in nature and generally performed with minimal measuring and little attention to aesthetics. Ideal for situations where speed and functionality are more important than appearance.

I'm no cabinet maker, but I'm pretty decent when it comes to chainsaw carpentry.

chainsaw carpentry by Saikotik Gunman August 12, 2008

Sunset Carson

The act of ejaculating on someones face while at the same time spitting a wad of chewing tobacco spit into their bellybutton.

So I was banging this chick the other night and forgot I had some chew in my mouth. I didn't want to mess up my bed so I opted for the Sunset Carson.

Sunset Carson by thespclst May 28, 2009

Charlie Carpenter 

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.

girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!

Charlie Carpenter by mysterygirl0990730947 May 28, 2011

A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.

That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)

A Carson that is a kisser by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012

The Carpenter Effect 

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.

"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"

The Carpenter Effect by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013