A day of celebration in Canada honouring Celine Dion. Traditionally the celebrations are started by Wayne Gretzky taking a diarrhea poo into Celine Dions mouth while she attemps to sing the Canadian national anthem. At noon on this great day rabid tequila fed Bears, Cougars, Moose, and Beavers are then set loose by the thousands in downtown Toronto to rape, kill, and eat whatever they please. Celebrations are concluded by Avril Lavigne finger banging a Canadian Goose to orgasm while Wayne Gretzky in turn fornicates her with a golden jewel encrusted hockey stick.

"Dude did you watch Canadian History? The viscosity of Wayne Gretzky's diarhea poo this year was amazing!"

Canadian History by Fanatana817 February 19, 2010

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Canadian Condom

Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.

Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.

Canadian Condom by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

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canadian cupholder

The act of licking between someones buttcheeks.

The act of someones tounge inbetween your buttcheeks.

Taz gave Ben a canadian cupholder.

canadian cupholder by sallybayy January 20, 2009

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