Cripple Cream 

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

Cripple Cream by musinon July 2, 2019

Ice Cream 

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.

Ice Cream by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Ice cream coma 

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

Ice cream coma by Kent Bigcannon October 25, 2019

Ice cream float 

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

Ice cream float by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Prom cream

The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.

“Girl I am telling you Prom Cream isn’t as fun as it seems. You have no fun, he does.”

Prom cream by What is up my dude :) July 21, 2020

slinging cream 

To serve ice cream to patrons with great gusto.

"Have you seen Bryce from Sugar Lips? He's really the best at slinging cream."

slinging cream by Lord Goo July 27, 2020

bourbon cream 

best biscuit ever made, much better than custard creams

Bob: Aye Pat I'm wanting a bourbon cream
Pat: Aye I'll get one for you right now

bourbon cream by TheBomberEggAAAAAAAAA September 29, 2020