Bagel

Bread with a hole in it.

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 30, 2019

Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 30, 2019

Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.

I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!

by Consumerofentireplanets September 30, 2019