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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Joe biden

Daddy Joe 46th president of America
Daddy Joe Biden slopped on my nob
Like corn on the cob
by Daddy Joe November 8, 2020
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Biden Blame Syndrome

"Biden Blame Syndrome (BBS) is the tendency to disproportionately blame President Biden for various issues, regardless of his involvement or responsibility. Those affected by BBS often use Biden as a convenient scapegoat, overlooking other contributing factors or individuals who may be truly at fault. This syndrome manifests even when Biden is entirely blameless, demonstrating a fixation on attributing responsibility to him at all costs. In some cases, individuals may experience BBS reflexively to shield the actual culprits from accountability.

Coined on March 30th, 2024, by @TheNewOption_ on Twitter.
"Biden Blame Syndrome strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

or

"BBS strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"
by Constitutional Scholar #431 March 31, 2024
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Biden

I liar cheater an downright despicable human degenerate
Did you hear about Tony? The Biden cheated on his wife.
The president is a dirty Biden
by B166erThoughts April 27, 2024
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Bidening

the act of falsely overexaggerating or outright lying about a personal loss or tragedy to solicit sympathy or power from a person or group.
Stop bidening us about losing your son, when he died of cancer and we are here to honor those lost in the service of our country."
by the goodwitch June 7, 2022
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Biden

Hold my beer Stanley. I need to find a toilet fast! I have a big’ol Biden brewing!
by UrbanCowboy007 September 6, 2023
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Biden Backrub

The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.
Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"

Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
by Michigan Floater May 15, 2024
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