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wife sorcery

When a husband doesn't want to do something but his wife wants him to do it, she convinces him to do it.
Ryan didn't want to go to a family get together, but his wife used her wife sorcery on him to convince him to go.
by lordvoldemort87 November 16, 2022
mugGet the wife sorcerymug.

Snow Wife

Snow Wife is a controversial "singer" not-songwriter, "known" for her association with producer and accused abuser Dr. Luke, as well as her reliance on heavy use of autotune and monotone vocals in her "music". Her lyrics often focus on over-sexualized themes and mundane melody choices, which have drawn criticism on website ATRL and Discord server "faguettes" for their objectification and lack of depth.

Despite her questionable minuscule talent, Snow Wife has managed to attract a very small but devoted following, largely comprised of fans who are drawn to her provocative aesthetic and explicit lyrics, easily comparable to those of fellow Dr. Luke collaborator "Kim Petras". However, her music has been widely panned by critics and industry professionals, who have described her voice as weak, faceless and unremarkable.
Have you heard Snow Wife's new song POOL? Yeah it's a skip, press delete.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 3, 2024
mugGet the Snow Wifemug.

2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...
My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.
by Iowa boy June 25, 2025
mugGet the 2nd Wife Titsmug.

my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022
mugGet the my wifemug.

wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.
My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
by Not Martian May 9, 2025
mugGet the wife tastingmug.

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time
Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022
mugGet the Blood Stains on a Wife-Beatermug.

Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.
Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2023
mugGet the Your wifemug.

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