- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
by Sillyahh November 12, 2023
Get the Cock Wifemug. by Winnythebish February 21, 2023
Get the bad wifemug. I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...
by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015
Get the The wife and kidmug. A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"
"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
by Vedn March 28, 2025
Get the National Pregnant Wife Daymug. The typical house wife. Sits legs folded, arms folded and her hair in rollers. Usually drives a BMW and goes to the shops in her leopard print pyjamas.
Ahhh look Eddie. That girl is wearing her jammies whilst buying groceries.
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!
by Timmers9743 July 10, 2025
Get the Kyle's wifemug. 
