"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
by anonymous April 24, 2023

It's when you get hyped on a bunch of drugs and strap a strap-on to the top of your head and let you're homies ride, the feeling is "Unicorn Ecstacy"
R.L.D, NW, SEVEREMOCHA420
R.L.D, NW, SEVEREMOCHA420
Boy 1: Yo, my ass hurts like hell.
Boy 2: Well yeah, it looked like you felt unicorn ecstacy with Ashley last night.
Boy 2: Well yeah, it looked like you felt unicorn ecstacy with Ashley last night.
by Severe_Mocha October 5, 2017

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025

by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019

by Unicornfinder2021 October 16, 2021

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019
